T The Interstellar Villains

The Interstellar Villains formed at 4am one morning in the Sydney Trade Union Club in 1988. Stranded in Australia, after the final Scientists tour didn't make him enough cash to get back to London, Tony was trying to stay awake whilst Richard Walsh was telling him about the fab, gold, metalflake Eko guitar he had just bought. They decided this guitar needed to be displayed to the world but, seeing as Richard hadn't yet learned to play it, figured this fact could easily be hidden from audiences by asking ex-Moff, Alan Hislop, (Richard & Tony had both enjoyed watching Alan mis-hitting his drums in Flower Boy Blue and falling off his stool in laughter) to supply some Keith Moon rhythms.

 

Interstellar Villains, 1991: Alan, Tony, Richard

When Alan agreed, the bass-guitarless Hamburg Power Trio was born (this was a nickname the Kim/Tony/Nick era Scientists had for themselves during a residency up the road from the Kaiserkeller). This mutated into the Hamburg Villains, which seemed a bit too specific and so the Interstellar Villains was dreamed up at the Norfolk Hotel during a marathon session of speaking only in joke punchlines.

When Rod Radalj left the Dubrovniks (who also featured ex-Scientists Boris & James) , Timberyard Records, who had hoped to release a version of the Dubrovniks covering the Bay City Rollers' "Rock & Roll Love Letter" got Rod to form a one-off studio band to record this on his own.

Tony benefited from this split by:

a) betraying Boris by accompanying Rod on this dreadfully-mixed travesty

b) betraying Rod by temporarily replacing him in the Dubrovniks

c) pointing at Rod & Boris arguing whilst telling Timberyard boss, Mick Danias, that if the new Timberyard label wanted to get their debut record out soon, with as little resultant violence as possible, his best bet was to fund an Interstellar Villains session.

So, before they had stepped out of their practice room, the Villains were sent to Electric Avenue to record "Right Out In The Lobster Quadrille". They "toured" Sydney and Melbourne to promote this, supported Dinosaur Jnr and, when a sound-man refused to take his fee (insisting they keep it and spend it on a rehearsal room) they instinctively waited politely until he had left and took it straight to the bar.

The Villains continued to gig and recorded from 1988 - 1992, performing spacey pop tunes assembled from Beatles, Shaggs, Steve Bent and Quo covers, Human Jukebox out-takes and songs from the Scoundrels demos.

They broke up in 1992 after they were dropped and left stranded in Spain by Munster records and their agents for performing I Wanna Be Your Dog whilst hurling their guitars at poles and breaking a wine glass.

In 2001 they reformed for a one-off gig in Sydney on the condition that there was no advance publicity. They recreated their glory days magnificently, by blowing up amplifiers, breaking guitars and being generally misunderstood by everybody except Phil and Stephen.

 

 

The Interstellar Villains' Discography

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