T The Scientists

A true , unashamedly biased history

 

The Scientists formed in Perth, Western Australia (pop. 17) in 1978 when the three "more musical" members of The Exterminators (Boris Sujdovic, Rod Radalj and Johnno) booted out their singer (Mark Demetrius) over the ridiculous technicality that he couldn't sing, and replaced him with The Cheap Nasties' singer, Kim Salmon. To celebrate they changed their name to The Invaders, booted out drummer Johnno (over the ridiculous technicality that he wasn't as good a drummer as Victims drummer James Baker), recruited ex-Victims' drummer James Baker and changed their name to "The Legendary" Scientists.

 

 

An out-take from the 1982 Happy Hour/Swampland sessions -
Kim, Boris, Brett Tony

The Scientists played their own punk/R&B tunes (when R&B meant something good) alongside Heartbreakers and Flamin' Groovies covers, booted out bass player Boris (over the ridiculous technicality, etc etc) in favour of Dennis Byrne and recorded one of the greatest singles of all time, Frantic Romantic.

To celebrate this fine achievement, Rod decided Kim and James were too technically proficient and left to form the Rockets with Boris. Kim and James retaliated by replacing Rod with guitarist Ben Juniper and (possibly accidentally) replacing Dennis with new bass player Ian Sharples. With this line-up they recorded the fantastic "The Scientists" EP and performed the opening track, "Last Night", on Countdown, Australia's national equivalent to "Top Of The Pops".

This was witnessed in the tiny, country town of Kulin, WA, by Tony Thewlis who, until that point, believed there were no decent groups in the world besides the Beatles, the (early) Stones, Blondie & the Sex Pistols and, unfortunately, the wacky, arty pranksters Split Enz. Tony and his mate, Croc, immediately drove to Perth in Croc's ute in order to see them, and to buy copies of the EP before it went to Number 1 and inevitably sold out. They saw the Scientists twice, the second one notable for being Juniper's final gig. The following day, whilst stocking up on Scientists EPs before the masses caught on, Croc pointed at a poster in the record shop saying the Scientists were hunting for a replacement for Juniper and Tony phoned up James and was invited round to meet him. Unfortunately, Tony blew it by mentioning Split Enz and James and Kim (of Perth, pop 17) decided that Tony (of Kulin, pop 2) was a country hick and didn't call him back.

Kim, James & Ian carried on until 1980 as a 3-piece (almost every gig attended by a country hick making a nuisance of himself) and finally called it a day with a final gig at Hernando's Hideaway (supported by Tony's group, The Resistants) and a posthumous, 1980 LP The Scientists (the 'Pink' Album). If we can insert a bit of editorial comment, here, the songs on the LP, whilst undoubtedly pop gems, were too politely mixed and came nowhere near the exhilarating, Heartbreakers-ish swagger of the way they were performed live.

After the Scientists, Kim formed Louie Louie with Brett Rixon and Kim Williams (co-writer of Swampland and other early Scientists Mark II tunes Hopeless Case and Perpetual Motion) and, when they folded, Kim decided to take Brett to Sydney (pop 100) to form a new Scientists with Boris Sujdovic. He revealed this to Tony, one day, when he happened to bump into him in the Hay St Mall, and Tony had enough sense to suggest they go to a bar and plied Kim with enough drink for him to recklessly invite him to come to Sydney, too.

The new Scientists grew their hair, donned tacky shirts, smashed their guitars at the Vulcan, the Southern Cross and the Trade Union Club and, when every independent label in Sydney turned them down, travelled to Melbourne in desperation and forced themselves upon Au Go Go records in 1981. Over the next 3 years they ruled the Inner City Sydney live circuit and recorded 2 singles (plus one "limited edition" free single which was given away at one gig in Sydney and one gig in Melbourne) and 2 mini LPs for Au Go Go, all of which topped Australian Independent charts, and made some small dent in similar charts in Europe and England.

The Scientists then moved to London in 1984, played numerous festivals in Europe (i.e., Holland) recorded a brutal EP in Brussels and recorded their first full LP, You Get What You Deserve* for their manager's own London label, Karbon.

To celebrate this (in the traditional Scientists' manner) Brett left, to be replaced briefly by Robert Coyne, until he was discovered to be too young to play in (or even enter) pubs.Ê A succession of drummers followed: Lucas Fox, Philip Hertz (with whom they recorded You Only Live Twice), Leanne Chock (with whom they re-recorded their "Greatest Hits" for the Big Time LP "Weird Love") and, finally, long-time ally Nick Combe. Somewhere amongst this Boris also returned to Australia, and was replaced by Robert's (slightly older) Silver Chapter band-mate Joe Presedo.

Eventually, with just Kim, Tony & Nick left, they recorded their final Karbon LP "The Human Jukebox" (1986) which also featured Robert (this time on bass) and Kevin Rooney. The Scientists then called it a day, with Kim moving back to Australia and Tony remaining in London to record demos with Rob & Kevin under the name "The Scoundrels".

In 1987 Tony was on holiday in Sydney, playing snooker with Boris in the Trade Union Club, when they were spotted by Dennis, the Trade Union's owner, who asked them to perform one last time. For Dennis, the original (Mark 2) Scientists performed 2 nights at the Trade Union and one night in Perth. Unfortunately, these shows were so successful that Dennis organised a full tour to "promote" the Human Jukebox, which had just been released. The Scientists who toured this were Kim, Tony & Nick, with Brett involved again, but on bass and guitar.

All members then went their separate ways.

In 1991, having regained control of their earlier recordings from Au Go Go, a Scientists' approved CD compilation "Absolute" was released on Red Eye & Sub Pop. Sadly, Brett Rixon died a year later.

Ten years later, the world seemed to catch on and, with Tony again holidaying in Australia, the Scientists were invited to perform a live, half-hour set (with guest drummer Phil CollinGs) for the ABC TV show, Studio 22. When this was followed by favourable reminiscences in "A Long Way To The Top" Citadel and Sympathy For The Record Industry released 2 compilation CDs, Blood Red River 1982 -84, and The Human Jukebox 1985-87.

In 2002 Kim, Boris, Tony and Richard toured Australia, for the final time, to promote the Blood Red River compilation.

Unfortunately, a proposed February/March 2003 reformation tour of the USA and Europe has been postponed.Ê We will post details here if and when...

 

The Scientists' Official Discography (the mess explained)

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